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Maybe it’s a nuanced understanding of geopolitics through the prism of the perspective of realpolitique… Or maybe it’s just that the Commander in Chief delivered his address today at an army base with a french name, either way, the Iraq war has been put on notice. A lot of notice. A lot more notice than [...]

That’s apparently the default setting for any budget deficit that runs over a trillion dollars, or in this case, almost two trillion dollars.  For anyone that borrows that much from say, some guy in the back room of a Jersey City bar, that might seem like a logical response. But fortunately we’re borrowing from the [...]

The great wait is almost over. As the country has descended into a shit-spiral of epic proportions over the recent months, an emotionally unbalanced nation bereft of all remaining coping mechanisms found itself turning to the last true opiate of the masses… No – fuck that religion shit, we built up a tolerance to that [...]

We’re pretty sure we could have come up with something funnier than this, but we didn’t have the time, so it’ll have to do. Still a better way to spend 90 seconds than what you were about to do.

During President Obama’s address to the joint session of Congress last night Vice President, Joe Biden, appeared to be looking down at something in his lap. The Wrecking Ball Report has determined that Biden was busy setting a personal best on Brick Breaker.

After serving as global media icon and India’s cultural ambassador to the United States since 1990,  Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is heading back to India. The announcement accompanies news that actor Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, the child actor from the movie Slumdog Millionaire, is to become the new face of India to the rest of the world. President [...]

Did you know Canada has its very own Jon Stewart?  Only they call him Rick Mercer and pretend he’s not a really short Jew. I know, what a bunch of copy-catting Canucks, right? Well, while the world was entranced in Obama’s magic words last night, they were up there pawning ‘hope’ for cold, hard (albeit [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]

Hey, boys and girls – have you ever gone to a birthday party that just totally sucked nuts? No, not in the way that you’ll come to enjoy in your sophomore year of college – I’m talking about a totally lame-o party where nobody cool shows up and the cake is made of lime jello, [...]

Courtesy of addictinggames.com, it’s “Trillion Dollar Bailout” – the easiest way to slap a CEO. But don’t worry, we’re still on for that cross-country looting and burning tour of Circuit City stores… Play Games at AddictingGames