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The great wait is almost over. As the country has descended into a shit-spiral of epic proportions over the recent months, an emotionally unbalanced nation bereft of all remaining coping mechanisms found itself turning to the last true opiate of the masses… No – fuck that religion shit, we built up a tolerance to that [...]

We’re pretty sure we could have come up with something funnier than this, but we didn’t have the time, so it’ll have to do. Still a better way to spend 90 seconds than what you were about to do.

During President Obama’s address to the joint session of Congress last night Vice President, Joe Biden, appeared to be looking down at something in his lap. The Wrecking Ball Report has determined that Biden was busy setting a personal best on Brick Breaker.

After serving as global media icon and India’s cultural ambassador to the United States since 1990,  Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is heading back to India. The announcement accompanies news that actor Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, the child actor from the movie Slumdog Millionaire, is to become the new face of India to the rest of the world. President [...]

Did you know Canada has its very own Jon Stewart?  Only they call him Rick Mercer and pretend he’s not a really short Jew. I know, what a bunch of copy-catting Canucks, right? Well, while the world was entranced in Obama’s magic words last night, they were up there pawning ‘hope’ for cold, hard (albeit [...]