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And the winners were: Slumdog, the dead guy and that seriously irritating liberal guy. The losers are Mickey Rourke and the home television audience. Also, lots of women wore lots of overpriced gowns that will only earn them a week’s worth of mockery; Wolverine hosted and no one knows why or how that came about; [...]

A truly tragic day. It seems totally inappropriate now to have called the Dow Jones a ‘Pussy’ this morning. Sorry.

Flickr: Greymouser’s Google Earth, the application best known for boosting the self-esteem of crop circle enthusiasts, and its new sister app, Google Ocean may have helped lead to the discovery of the ancient, mythical, D&D nerd fantasy city of Atlantis. Experts say they’ve spotted what appears to be grid-like lines on the Ocean floor off [...]

Kit Bond, the Republican U.S. Senator from Missouri once thought to be a specialty brand of adhesive for model airplane enthusiasts, is apparently still sniffing the good shit.When it comes to the stimulus plan, this good ol’ boy is having his cake, eating it, and sending a flaming pile of resultant crap out through his [...]

Stock markets across the globe are totally bitching out this morning, leading to gasps and moans of disgust from onlookers. After falling to a new six-year low yesterday, stocks continued tumbling by over 100 points on the open this morning. Rumor is that if the Dow doesn’t get up off its lazy ass, Cramer’s going [...]

President Obama made his first visit to a foreign country today and as was the tradition until our last President, he went to Canada. I know some of you just refer to it as America’s helmet, but our fate is tied to yours – and with that in mind here is what President Obama must [...]

The former Senator from the great state of Delusion wowed Cornhusking students this week with a lecture on America, Christianity and Islam.  Boldly ignoring much of the history of Christianity, he explained (according to the Daily Nebraskan) “that Christians, who believe in Jesus Christ, never governed or conquered anyone, but Mohammed was a warrior and [...]

Nope, no idea what this means, but we like it. Flickr: veganstraightedge The O-Town express has laid out its plan for stemming the Michael Bey-scale craptide of foreclosures, and TrezSec Timothy Geithner has at least mentioned that he’s got a few ideas for helping out the banks last week over a Frozen Tangerine Dream® during [...]

We paid your damn ransom with those two and a half months of our lives that you and Joe the Plumber stole from us last fall. We thought we had a deal. You get your fifteen minutes of fame/embarrassment and then you retreat back to your white trash winter wonderland to delude yourself with visions [...]

Remember those bygone days when a hit-making pop crap rapper could still wear glasses and a wardrobe straight out of Aladdin? Seriously though, Hammer has been your classic rags-to-riches-to-bankruptcy-to-rags-to-I’ll-Take-Whatever-the-Fuck-I-Can-Get story. If that wasn’t made for basic cable, I don’t know what is. I mean really, is this actually surprising news to anyone? Which reminds me [...]