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So the panic is on, but we at WBR are partying like it’s 1999 – The last time we remember a computer meltdown scare this big that turned out to be nothing. It’s already April 1st in much of the world – the date that is supposed to “turn on” the Conficker worm on windows [...]

Iconic Chicago Sun-Times files for bankruptcy – nation yawns, takes a sip of coffee from three-times reused grounds – http://tr.im/i2py #
Situation in Fargo officially more f$#@ed up than movie of same name – http://tr.im/i3iJ #
A vinyl floor ‘clean enough to eat off of’ can still give you autism. – http://tr.im/i3jg #
GM’s New CEO – please [...]

Apparently,  her claim that the Bush and Reagan-era tax codes were a form of “Social Darwinism” didn’t exempt her from payment in her home state of Kansas, home to the renowned School of Intelligent Design, alma mater of blowhards and delusional apes unable to grasp the irony of their own existence.
Regardless, Come on Kathy! When [...]

With the world falling apart in such major and profound ways these days, we too often get distracted from the little things that can just as easily ruin our day or kill us. Fortunately, this year those little disasters are landing right around April Fool’s Day so we can all have a good chuckle as [...]

So one week you’re criticizing some plucky young lesbian chef’s choice of brie to go with the salmon and applewood smoked remoulade (fun party game: add any French word to any item on Applebee’s menu and convince your friends you’re a gourmet!) – and the next week you’re hawking the “Western Bacon Thickburger”?
Telegraph to Padma: [...]

Wow – surprising news on a Sunday night that we didn’t have to hear from the mouth of a crusty old 60 Minutes anchor.
Obie One has apparently decided that GM and Chrysler’s plans for ‘viability’ – the equivalent of a doctor’s note that the car companies had to turn in in order to get another [...]

President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber [...]

AIG’s Jake DeSantis is a self-righteous wealthy person who likes to remind us how hard he works. This reminds us of numerous Hollywood stereotypes designed to make us dislike various wealthy characters so we can root for the plucky young working class hero. And that makes us really hate Hollywood for getting inside our heads,  [...]

“Winnie” from “Wonder Years” Danica McKellar gets married – Our pre-pubescent , mid 1990s fantasies have been crushed. – http://tr.im/hJNL #
Geithner Asks for Broad Takeover Powers, and maybe some other clown to take over this shitty job – http://tr.im/hKQm #
Many Top AIG execs agree to return bonuses, say they will buy WBR t-shirts instead of [...]

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