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Just giving the people what they want. And according to just about every measure of what you folks are searching for on the Internet today, you want to see the new queen of home and kitchen engaging in some suggestive activities with various fruits. So here’s the shots from a few years back in FHM [...]

WBR correspondents can confirm that the Dow Jones has regressed back to levels not seen since the mid-90s. Shortly after sliding below the 7,000 mark for the first-time in 12 years, the Dow Jones was spotted next to the Piercing Pagoda at a mall most people thought closed two years ago. Jones was wearing brightly [...]

Showing their generally Machiavellian nature, the trees of Middle Earth have seized on the crisis in the global markets to strike a devastating blow to long-time antagonists in the newspaper industry.  It was revealed yesterday that the legion of creepy yet grandfatherly anthropomorphic trees had been organizing through wide-ranging efforts that go far beyond the [...]