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Limbaugh to Steele: “Until you become my pharmacist, bacdafucup!” #
Blago gets book deal, Roland Burris to ghost write #
Stoner stuffs feline friend in bong to “Mellow,” Joaquin Phoenix looking for lost cat…. #
Reporters before flu victim’s death: “Are we rolling?” – http://tinyurl.com/cl77d6 #
The bachelor chooses! Next season’s finale set for two weeks from today… #
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Yep, they actually wrote this stuff down. Ok, maybe we embellish our headlines a tiny bit. But Bush-era memos released by the Obama Justice Department show that Bush lawyers worked up legal justifications for possible suppression of the first and fourth amendments, ignoring treaties and Congress, and a few other things that’ll make you want [...]

So, every now and then when the wife and I are watching C-SPAN, things can get a little hot, and our friend, affectionately known as ‘little Big Dick Durbin’ might make an appearance, and, well, you see where I’m going.  Little Big Dick can get pretty excitable, leading the wife to naturally tell me not [...]

Be honest, you had to whip out the calculator function on your iPhone to remember what the hell a square root is.
Although most Americans can no longer make change for dollar without several minutes of calculations, a machine with bright colorful buttons or their friend from Seoul, an inordinate amount of people are strangely pumped [...]