In post-Bush New Depression era, comedy gods throw us a bone – Michael Jackson is back! – http://tr.im/h6Dv #
Obama to Nix Stem Cell Ban; Animal human hybrids and Michael J. Fox celebrate at seriously weird joint party – http://tr.im/h6DP #
Yes, it was only a few days ago that we called Ted Kennedy a manslaughterer in our ‘Quick Wrecks.’ A fact, sure, but perhaps a party foul against the ailing senator all these decades later.
But when Leisure Suit Limbaugh comments that Ted Kennedy will probably be dead before health reform passes, we just feel dirty.
Ironically, [...]
The best quote in this story: ”Somewhere in the Disney vaults there’s video footage with my penis on it.”
That’ll drive anyone to drink.
From:Testy Mctester, May 1, 2009
Old Joe Biden…
is walking home to Delaware…
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