Someone Call the President! Jessica Simpson Back In Daisy Dukes (PHOTOS)
Remember when Obie kind of-maybe dissed Jessica Simpson for being a total fatass? Well, now the chicken-fishing second tier pop star has a Presidential boo-yaa for Obama.
Girlfriend was spotted back in her trademark Daisy Dukes at a large white trash gathering in Florida. Tell me this fat ass doesn’t make you wanna ride a tractor and watch the Dukes of Hazzard for about a week straight, Mr. President.
So, without further adieu America, as the world continues to fall apart, we invite you to spend a few of your precious moments on earth scoping Jessica Simpson’s ass:
A career frayed at the edges... of her ass.
Friendship bracelets, cleavage, turquoise crotch belt, labia showing... What exactly do you call this look?
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My lord, these comments are fantastic. Is she actually wearing a corset with a flannel? Did Kurt Cobain have an illegitimate child with one of those chicks from Heart that we don’t know about?