Lindsay Lohan’s Reality Far More Entertaining than Any Reality TV
Elvira needs a sandwich!
Free at last! Lindsay Lohan is free from the bondage of an arrest warrant that drove her to a level of craziness that seemed that it would inevitably end in an arrest even if the warrant weren’t already out there.
But now that a judge has pulled the warrant for her arrest for violating her probation, she’s free to go back to her old crazy behavior that got her a DUI in the first place. Anyway you slice it, we see this story ending with a Lohan in jail sooner or later, and in the meantime, we’re going be hearing plenty about her charmed life-turned-bad-meth trip, and oh yes – WBR will be riding that gravy train.
So let’s review this weekend – at some point, not necessarily in chronological order:
- Lohan broke up with her DJ girlfriend,
- had an emotional freakout,
- broke probation,
- carried that emotional freakout onto Twitter,
- sought refuge at Jack Nicholson’s house (huh?),
- went to lots of restaurants,
- complained about those restaurants,
- freaked out about the arrest warrants,
- passed out.
All this happened while you people were losing your shit about AIG bonuses – can’t you have some sympathy for an overprivileged, overexposed young woman!
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