In Another Symbol of the Struggles of Our Times – Lance Armstrong Falls During Race, is Taken to Hospital
Lance Armstrong IS the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude battles back from cancer, faces allegations of wrongdoing, but just keeps fighting. He runs the New York marathon just for fun. Despite all this, the shit storm just keeps coming.
Once again, this human symbol of American perseverance has hit an obstacle – Lance fell during a race in Spain today and may have seriously injured his collarbone. Fuuuuuck, dude.
But in the words of the immortal Chumbawumba: “We get knocked down, but we get up again, you’re never going to keep us down.”
Damn straight. Lance Armstrong will get up again, and so will the American people, even if we have to drive that shitty car for a few more years until this economy crap gets sorted out.
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