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“Winnie” from “Wonder Years” Danica McKellar gets married – Our pre-pubescent , mid 1990s fantasies have been crushed. – http://tr.im/hJNL #
Geithner Asks for Broad Takeover Powers, and maybe some other clown to take over this shitty job – http://tr.im/hKQm #
Many Top AIG execs agree to return bonuses, say they will buy WBR t-shirts instead of [...]

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Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot.
And judging by the photo, it’s to this [...]

Editor’s Note: Last night, on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother,” reference was made to the ‘Old King Clancy’ and other reputed sex acts. Today, our resident Canadian responds. For a full list of Northern Sex Acts (and Alan Thicke!) look here.
Oh you’ve all had your laughs, referencing Canadian sex acts, like we won’t catch [...]