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Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot.

And judging by the photo, it’s to this douchebag who apparently proposed in his college dorm room during a break from a Grand Theft Auto marathon with his boys.

But that’s not all that’s got pathetic vicarious voyeurs like us excited – David Letterman finally got married to his long-time girlfriend Regina Lasko. We’ve never heard of her, but we think it might be that woman that kept breaking into his house in the 90s. Kind of a weird move, there – but love is strange, eh?

Bruce Willis is also marrying someone we don’t know, clearly a celebrity rebound thing. And finally, ah yes – a celebrity romance we can approve of, if only they both weren’t a little washed up, but we wish the best to Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart anyway.

Meanwhile, the rash of nuptials has apparently sent devoted Playboy Bill Maher on a bender. He’s reportedly taken over the Playboy Mansion with an army of hired prostitutes and is demanding that Hef get divorced and take part in one of the “biggest freight trains to ever roll through this state.”  We think we know what that means, but we really hope we’re wrong.

Harrison Ford To Wed Calista Flockhart – YourTango.