Obama Online Town Hall a Success; Massive Facebook Poking Session Planned
President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber prez has already but at least half a dozen more virtual pow-wows with the American people on the White House calendar. Here’s a list that WBR pulled out of the Huffington Post’s trash:
1. Massive bi-partisan Facebook poking session – everyone’s your friend now, America!
2. International summit to examine solving the credit crunch through massive deposits into American banks from West African heirs and former Nigerian bankers in desperate need of our assistance kind sirs and it is an honour to make our acquantaince, Mr. Barrister, if only we can transfer our millions into your account.
3. Everyone in America gets a new pen pal, or the opportunity to fuck someone in the town where their ISP’s DNS server is located, thanks to adultfriendfinder.com!
4. Tweet your foreclosure week! Let your Twitter friends and your fellow Americans know where the shortest lines are at the nation’s unemployment offices!
5. Hey America – solve the economic crisis from your home while enjoying a Mountain Dew fueled SimEconomy marathon with the rest of the nation via OnLive!
6. Meet your lawmakers in Second Life where we’ll all be tarring and feathering Wall Street execs before flying off in our elf suits to buy a new jetpack from the Dennis Rodman avatar – no need for a 401K when the laws of physics don’t apply!
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