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Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot. And judging by the photo, it’s to [...]

Editor’s Note: Last night, on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother,” reference was made to the ‘Old King Clancy’ and other reputed sex acts. Today, our resident Canadian responds. For a full list of Northern Sex Acts (and Alan Thicke!) look here. Oh you’ve all had your laughs, referencing Canadian sex acts, like we won’t [...]

Lance Armstrong IS the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen. Dude battles back from cancer, faces allegations of wrongdoing, but just keeps fighting. He runs the New York marathon just for fun. Despite all this, the shit storm just keeps coming. Once again, this human symbol of American perseverance has hit an obstacle – [...]

Been focused on the global economic meltdown over the past many months? Been busy watching the value sucked out of your 401k and your prospects for retirement morph from visions of crystal blue waters and tee times into the dull navy shade of a Wal-Mart uniform and clean-ups in aisle six? We can’t blame you, [...]

On tonight’s 60 Minutes, President Obama revealed that he has offered jobs in the Treasury Department to people who have turned him down. It would seem that someone might be interested in a job these days, but apparently there isn’t anyone in Washington who can make it through a Senate confirmation hearing without the words [...]

So Congress has approved a 90 % tax on those controversial bonuses paid to taxpayer-owned pariah AIG, in a law that goes after about a half-dozen dickwads who may have helped collapse the global economy. But the move is also being criticized as an improper use of legislative powers that undercuts our system of contract [...]

At last – someone in a real position of power said something inconsequential but just stupid enough that we can waste time discussing it and finally kick Meghan McCain and Laura Ingraham (who?) to the curb. Obie One made an off-hand comment on Leno tonight when asked about his bowling game, comparing one of his [...]

New Mexico Governor and one-time aspiring Presidential nominee Bill Richardson just wasn’t handsome or charming enough, so he had to settle for aspiring to be Secretary of Commerce, but he just didn’t have the integrity or law-following abilities, so he had to settle for heading home to face pay-to-play and other corruption charges and aspiring [...]

After Time Out New York reported that the actress had died in a Canadian skiing accident earlier today, they were surprised to learn that she had been transferred back to the United States with a severe brain injury. Ironically, TONY reports that they were out of  “editorial time outs” when the story broke. Sorry, couldn’t [...]

Free at last! Lindsay Lohan is free from the bondage of an arrest warrant that drove her to a level of craziness that seemed that it would inevitably end in an arrest even if the warrant weren’t already out there. But now that a judge has pulled the warrant for her arrest for violating her [...]