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Chrysler is finally getting hip with what the kids are into these days. During times of recession, nothing is cooler than being poor, so for a corporation to file for bankruptcy is about as radical as grinding a serious new rail would have been in 1986. As we posted earlier, Chrysler doesn’t exactly have a [...]

Let’s not beat around the viral pandemic bush here, folks. This morning when we all heard the first swine flu death had been recorded in the US, we all scurried around saying “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…,” spilled our Starbucks, burned the bacon, shouted “Serves you right swine-fucker!” and then freaked out for an [...]

We know what you’re thinking – is this just a move to distract attention from the fact that he killed that poor girl?  That’s a different Specter, but to answer the question – yes! The Pennsylvania Republican’s switch to the Democratic party could give the Dems a filibuster-proof majority if Stuart Smalley ever makes it [...]

A case of Swine Flu has reportedly been confirmed in an Orlando Hospital, shortly after famously “drawn out” Disney Character “Party the Pig” unexpectedly appeared at Disney World. Mr. Pig enjoyed only a brief stint as a Disney character in the 1980s, an attempt by the company to teach the “Me Generation” how to party [...]

In a statement that actually made more sense than his typical ranting, Rush Limbaugh, who’s always good for a pig joke, suggested President Obama may have caused the swine flu outbreak in Mexico when he visited recently.

Here’s what’s buzzing with the scariest flu pandemic scare in a century involving a virus that only seems to actually be scary if you live in Mexico. Swine Flu spreads to Israel, prompting officials there to declare that it should be called “Mexico flu” since swine aren’t kosher. Classy. Does Torah tell us anything about [...]

What did this fine, upstanding catholic nation ridden with drug violence ever due to deserve such smiting? With Mexico City turned to a ghost town overnight thanks to swine flu fears and school cancelled throughout the country to try and quell the spread of the deadly disease, the Almighty followed up this epidemiological wedgie with [...]

Look folks, it’s still allergy season, so if you’ve got the sniffles, you’re more likely to need another Claritin (or a little less nose candy – I’m looking at you, Biden offspring) than to be quarantined for fear of the suddenly terrifying Swine Flu. In the last 48 Hours, the headlines have been remarkably dramatic, [...]

US Banks Get Stress Test Grades, Bank of America, Citi to be troubled by nightmares of showing up to capitol hill unprepared and in underwear for rest of adult lives. The Tonight Show was forced into a re-run last night after Jay Leno was stricken with a mystery illness, missing work for the first time [...]

Chrysler -  the car company best known for a skyscraper that’s sleeker and more cool-looking than any car they’ve ever made – could be looking at filing bankruptcy as soon as next week. At least, that’s what the New York Times reports, and they should know, since they’ll also be bankrupt by the end of [...]