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G-20 Shocker: China agrees to send manufacturing jobs back to USA

At the meeting of the world’s 20 largest economic powers, President Obama and China’s Hu Jintao came to a landmark agreement as part of China’s second economic stimulus package.

The Chinese leader announced his government would be implementing measures and programs to invest in a new “self-contained” economic program for the communist country that would return China to its agrarian roots in the hopes of “decoupling” China from the world economy and its troubles, creating the largest “self-sustaining country in human history.”

Jintao and Obama agreed to a set of incentives that would send the majority of manufacturing  jobs now in China back to the US. In return, the United States agrees to import a certain amount of Chinese grains and produce. But that’s not all….

The most important part of the agreement – it’s all Bull Shit. April Fool’s! We will be being cheap Chinese crap for the rest of our lives. My apologies to those of you sitting at home, unemployed, surfing the blogosphere, but good news – there’s a sale today at Wal-Mart on the remaining stock of toys with Pthalates.

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