No Punchline Required: Bernie Madoff’s Florida estate found to be full of bull – http://tr.im/iaij #
Coulter’s falling for April Fool’s Prank proves universe bends in the direction of justice – http://tr.im/iaiV #
Well, not really – we’re still pretty sure he’s almost a complete fucker. But now that it’s official that Blago will be going to trial to face federal corruption charges, we thought we’d get a jump on things, Johnnie Cochran style – and get to work on the Big Hair’s possible defense strategies.
Here’s our top [...]
Good girl, Lassie! You found our money!
After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and the [...]
The best quote in this story: ”Somewhere in the Disney vaults there’s video footage with my penis on it.”
That’ll drive anyone to drink.
From:Testy Mctester, May 1, 2009
Old Joe Biden…
is walking home to Delaware…
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