The Money Came Back Home! G-20 Gives 1 Trillion to Ineffective World Bank, IMF; Dow Hits 8,000!
Good girl, Lassie! You found our money!
After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and the International Monetary Fund.
In response to the rush of cash flowing into the international institutions responsible for elevating the world’s poorest nations into the ranks of the industrialized by forcing them to play by our rules, thereby guaranteeing they’ll stay in poverty – we bought more stuff! Stocks, specifically. And the Dow did riseth, and it was good.
That’s the common consensus at least. But we at WBR know the real answer: Did you see Michelle Obama in London?
If she can wear J. Crew, look that good, meet the Queen and defy centuries of etiquette by DARING TO TOUCH THE MONARCH, then there’s hope for all of us!
Oh fuck – J. Crew is all sold out of that outfit. Dow sinks again.
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