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We’re not sure which is more disturbing in this video – the Horror Movie set background, the Right Said Fred clubbing shirt or the bizarre hippocracy of this emotional diatribe with its complete lack of self-awareness.

We’ll time-code blog this thing below. Press play and follow along.

START – :30: Ok, so right off the bat we’ve got a big red flag, as if the shirt wasn’t enough – Dude kicks things off with the Nazi Germany reference. Huge rhetorical no-no. Any mention of Hitler automatically deducts major hit points from your argument, and doesn’t gain much traction at a Passover Seder, FYI.  Not to mention that this is a totally premature invocation of Godwin’s Law.

:30 – “Stench of Truth” huh? We’ve GOT to get you a brand consultant, buddy.

:35 – 3:00 is a straight summary of the story that you already know. Skip Ahead.

3:25 – “the news is carefully crafted” – hey, we’d like to think so, but apparently this guy has never been in a newsroom covering a breaking story on deadline. Anyway, thanks for this subtle tip-off to the level of your paranoia and delusion, sir. Proceed….

3:30 – 4:10 -  And the powerful will use this story to further their political agendas, whereas the poorly dressed whose webcams have been banished to the root cellar will simply fire off a pre-emptive strike against those agendas on YouTube, which is MUCH different, and much less disgusting, right?

4:10 – No need to wait until down the road…

4:45 – Ok, so the American people have a very short memory, but the fact that your predictions are nothing more than a synopsis of the events surrounding the most recent shooting involving an asian culprit in Illinois is an indication of your broad perspective and firm grasp of the full annals of history?

4:50 – THERE IT IS! The 2nd Amendment card is drawn! Long before it’s been mentioned in any of the mainstream reports, douchey in a basement presses the hot-button. Bravo! You have certainly been honorable in your defense of the victims from those that would politicize their deaths. Please, proceed now with your political statement.

5:10 – “I can see that this could be used in some way to lend sympathy to immigrants…”  Wha? An immigrant who shoots up an office used to build sympathy for immigrants?  We thinks maybe you’ve been taking too many PR courses from Third Reich University.

5:30 – 7:10 – Ok, following the rant about immigration policy, we’ve got some nice yelling and expletives about the “ghouls” who will use the story to further their agendas. Can someone get this guy a mirror please? And maybe a thesaurus? Ghouls? Is that who lives in this dungeon in the background?

7:10 – As if all this weren’t rich enough, what a final line:

“And God damn any of the terrible victims that had to suffer in this horrible tragedy.”

Whatever you say pal. See you at the mall at Hot Topic tomorrow.