As the economic and geopolitical futures of the world took shape in Europe this week for G-20 and then a NATO summit during a time of global peril unequaled in the last half-century, the Associated Press wrote this:
It’s the fifteen minutes of fame that got stuck in a Groundhog’s Day time warp.
A half year after the election was decided, the snow-machining, all-mammal-shooting, willfully ignorant second family that almost was still makes headlines roughly once a week.
The latest cars to go off the tracks:
The best quote in this story: ”Somewhere in the Disney vaults there’s video footage with my penis on it.”
That’ll drive anyone to drink.
From:Testy Mctester, May 1, 2009
Old Joe Biden…
is walking home to Delaware…
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