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Did John Ashcroft and Strom Thurmond sneak off to Ankara at some point in the 70s and have themselves a wild weekend in a Turkish bath that produced a wacko love child? Lord knows it wouldn’t have been the first time for old Strom, but it’s the only explanation we can come  up with for [...]

The Vermont legislature has overriden a veto by that state’s Governor on a bill to allow gay marriage. Vermonters celebrated briefly by drizzling profane, homoerotic images on their morning pancakes with fresh maple syrup, and then went back to hugging trees and other various communist activities. Governor Jim Douglas’ last-minute appeal to lawmakers to reconsider [...]

Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]