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Roxana Saberi charged with spying in Iran, Christiane Amanpour sought as evil mastermind behind cabal of female journos – http://tr.im/irJY #

So, wait a second – Obama is a secret Muslim and also under the influence of the global Zionist conspiracy?
Maybe he was that tall, dark-skinned Hare Krishna we saw at the airport last weekend, too?
Wait – this just in, the new Presidential Proposed Budget includes funding for the construction of a spaceship to transport all [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!)

Can we get a film crew and Matt Damon out to the Somali Coast right away? There’s a sweet action drama unfolding.
The Pentagon reports that the crew of the Maersk Alabama has retaken the ship from Somali pirates. While Maersk is refusing to confirm the [...]

Walgreens has apparently decided that a ceramic bust of our first “afro-American” President with green, leafy fro could be taken the wrong way.
The news came as a major blow to Sean Hannity, who will now have to fill a hole on his list of back-handed Obama “cult of celebrity” anecdotes, and to all of us [...]

UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!)
Even after centuries and those three Johnny Depp movies, pirates still suck at PR.
Here’s the basics – a bunch of skinny Somali pirate dudes with fat guns take control of a 500 ft. American-flagged cargo ship with 20 American crewmembers for the purpose of demanding [...]