Pirate Update: Pentagon says Crew has Retaken Maersk Alabama
UPDATE: More on Somali pirates’ ransom demands for American hostage (LIST!)
Can we get a film crew and Matt Damon out to the Somali Coast right away? There’s a sweet action drama unfolding.
The Pentagon reports that the crew of the Maersk Alabama has retaken the ship from Somali pirates. While Maersk is refusing to confirm the report – we can only imagine that the drama involved lots of handsome men kicking serious Somali ass while inexplicably dodging thousands of machine gun fire rounds and taking out the bad guys with single, perfectly aimed handgun shots.
Good to know Hollywood isn’t full of shit, after all.
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