Lindsay Lohan Vs. Stevie Nicks: Mean Old Lady Jaded From the Experiences of Her Sad Out of Control Youth is Not Impressed by Sad, Out of Control Youth
Right to Left: Smurfette, Gargamel
We at WBR have a confession to make: We are sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan and her various addictions, be it alcohol, drugs, eating disorders, Twitter, lesbian DJs, terrible acting roles or bad decisions in general. We understand how it is, because we have been battling an addiction to LiLo gossip for months now.
No matter how hard we try to stick to making fun of serious headlines like the economic crisis, Somali pirates or that cute little kids on YouTube who just wants us to stop calling him a homo, we always seems to come back to Lindsay for our fix.
So now, Stevie Nicks says Lindsay Lohan can do a movie about her life ‘over my dead body’.
Has anyone notified Ms. Nicks that she’s 60 and not will-liked by everyone?
Sorry, we get a little defensive of our LiLo.
Apparently Stevie doesn’t like Lindsay’s drug fueled lifestyle, which is conducted in way completely unlike Stevie Nick’s drug-fueled lifestyle of her 1970s youth, which also included excessive billowing Chiffon skirts.
In a related story, one of WBR’s staffers, who has an 18-month old redheaded daughter, says he would be elated if his daughter were chosen to play Lindsay Lohan in a 2029 biopic.
“And at the rate she’s going, it likely would be over her dead body – so everybody wins.”
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