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Blagojevich pleads not guilty, Exasperated nation makes sandwich rather than jokes – http://tinyurl.com/c7qwv9 #

Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

Props to Lindsay Lohan for being able to make fun of herself, or maybe this was just the only work she could get…