Blagojevich pleads not guilty, Exasperated nation makes sandwich rather than jokes
Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog.
The best quote in this story: ”Somewhere in the Disney vaults there’s video footage with my penis on it.”
That’ll drive anyone to drink.
From:Testy Mctester, May 1, 2009
Old Joe Biden…
is walking home to Delaware…
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