AM Wrecks: Bank Stress Test Grades, Jay Leno Home Sick, Carrie Prejean Still Ridiculous
US Banks Get Stress Test Grades, Bank of America, Citi to be troubled by nightmares of showing up to capitol hill unprepared and in underwear for rest of adult lives.
- The Tonight Show was forced into a re-run last night after Jay Leno was stricken with a mystery illness, missing work for the first time in 17 years apparently. Hmm, for the first time in 17 years we don’t feel like ripping on Leno.
Miss California and Meghan McCain’s skinnier, homophobic, more conservative nemesis, Carrie Prejean says she’s ‘praying for oddball gay gossip magnate Perez Hilton. While it’s without a doubt that his soul has been lost, I’m pretty sure it’s for reasons that have nothing to do with his sexuality. I guess when your worldview consists of things that are ‘icky’ and ‘not icky,’ praying for a wildly successful gay man makes sense.
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