God, Apparently Totally Pissed at Mexico, Adds Earthquake to Swine Flu Crisis
What did this fine, upstanding catholic nation ridden with drug violence ever due to deserve such smiting? With Mexico City turned to a ghost town overnight thanks to swine flu fears and school cancelled throughout the country to try and quell the spread of the deadly disease, the Almighty followed up this epidemiological wedgie with a tectonic titty twister.
A 6.0 temblor rocked Central Mexico, prompting millions of people to shout ‘AYE CARAMBA’ in unison.
Once again, he was chosen to work in mysterious ways, punishing one of the most faithful of nations for the advent of the age of gay marriage in Iowa.
At least the Lord waited until after Spring Break to unleash His fury south of border. Ah, Dios Mio, estas un hombre loco!
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