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Let’s not beat around the viral pandemic bush here, folks. This morning when we all heard the first swine flu death had been recorded in the US, we all scurried around saying “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…,” spilled our Starbucks, burned the bacon, shouted “Serves you right swine-fucker!” and then freaked out for an hour when our toddler let out a little cough.

But then, a little later, the word came that the toddler that had died of Swine Flu in Texas was actually a child from Mexico that had come to the U.S. with family in search of treatment. You suddenly felt a little better didn’t you? I mean, it still hasn’t killed any of US, right?

Could it be that God (or the shadow government, freemasons, insert other conspiratorial overlord group here) could be trying to make a very dramatic statement about immigration policy? I mean, what the fuck? A virus that only kills Mexicans? The virus crosses the border and it’s suddenly a mild flu? Unless of course it crosses the border in a Mexican child, in which case it’s still a total motherfucker. What kind of crazy existential Kafka shit is this?

Or maybe it just has something to do with the fact that millions of Mexicans are dirt-ass poor and unable to afford even basic health care or live in hygienic environments – sounds like a good place to locate our hog farms, eh?….