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When exactly did PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) become the go-to group for well-done soft-core porn? They even get into the kinky stuff with vegetables and animals – remember that commercial that was supposed to be to hot to air during the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl! Of Janet Jackson nipple and [...]

I always knew all of my teachers were waking and baking and then scrambling to put together a lesson plan while sucking down a Marlboro menthol in the faculty parking lot during passing period! A quick glance at Google Trends finds that some of this morning’s top rising searches are (shameless SEO alert!) “Earth Day [...]

As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]

A Response to Tax Day Tea Parties, Teabaggers and the Tea Party Anthem – http://tinyurl.com/cfjob4 #

If you’re not up on the Tea Party movement that’s supposed to be culminating today, the hilarious resurgence of teabagging as a verb or the jingle funktastic tea party anthem – start here with this historic six-minute MSNBC segment on teabagging and continue below by taking a listen to the official “Tea Party” anthem, which [...]

Blagojevich pleads not guilty, Exasperated nation makes sandwich rather than jokes – http://tinyurl.com/c7qwv9 #

Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

Props to Lindsay Lohan for being able to make fun of herself, or maybe this was just the only work she could get…

Alternate Conficker Eye Chart: The Procrastination Eye chart – http://tinyurl.com/cp9srx #ShareThis #