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Jon and Kate Plus 8, for now....

At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is that the next season in the lives of Jon and Kate Gosselin will somehow incorporate the recent back and forth of infidelity gossip swirling around the couple:  Did Kate have an affair with family bodyguard Steve Neild? Does Jon have a special strip club friend? Does anyone remember the children? What about the children?!!

But our sources in various sleazy Hollywood gossip circles and at least one Ikea employee tell us the next season of Jon & Kate will be even juicier. Here’s a list of, yes, 8, unexpected twists to watch for:

1. Jon and Kate Gosselin come clean about their open marriage. The Show is renamed Jon and Kate Plus 8, 9, 10 , and whoever else is interested during Burning Man weekend.
   
2. When their parents marital escapades become too much, the producers offer the kids the choice to take a break by living with Buddhist monks and/or Michael Stipe.
3. One of the eldest Gosselin children briefly enthralls the world with a masterful performance of ABBA’s “Waterloo” on American Idol.
4. The family is crushed when America votes him off in favor of some emo wannabe cranberry-crap-scone.
5. Surprise! Jon and Kate get a night out on the town! No that’s not the surprise – Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan team up to babysit as part of their media comeback tour!
6. The whole family gets Swine Flu, coughs twice, and feels fine the next day.
7. A down economy forces Discovery Networks to shut down TLC in mid-season; America returns to talking about Rihanna.
8. The Gosselins file for divorce – all eight children seek to be legally separated from their parents and their publicists.