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Meghan McCain “gets it,” apparently in more ways than one, and she’s not afraid to admit it on national television. On last night’s Colbert Report, she described herself as a “pro-sex” and pro gay marriage, as well as pro-life, Republican.

In other words, she’s in touch with the actual reality of where her generation, her party and her country are really headed, which is – believe it or not – not towards the final Rapture by the end of the year – and which is more than can be said for her dad, Jumpin’ John McCain, who for some reason let the ambassadors from Crazytown and Ignorantistan take over the homestretch of his Presidential campaign.

Now, before we nominate Ms. McCain to take over Sarah Palin’s role as GOP-babe-that-closeted-Repubs-in-denial-force-themselves-to-fantasize-about-before-breaking-down-into-a-fit-of-tears-and-praying-and-spending-the-rest-of-the-night-surfing-for-gay-porn, it’s important to note that one look at her Daily Beast blog reveals some pretty serious and obvious daddy issues, but what daughter of a tortured war vet turned Presidential candidate and an Arizona heiress doesn’t have their fair share these days?

Eric Cantor and Mitt Romney can do all the pizza parlor open mics they want, but until the GOP finds a way to embrace the younger conservatives like McCain that aren’t being raised in an iron lung of fundamentalism, it’s going to be a long walk through the wilderness for tea with the Whig Party.

Here’s a few reasons that Meghan McCain’s point of view is smart and essential for the party elders to heed:

• Gay Americans, particularly gay men have ridiculously high amounts of disposable income, that, supposedly they don’t want being taxed away to fund a government that has a habit of not recognizing all their rights.  Let all those Hollywood Homosexuals keep a few more of their millions and throw them a uh, bone, in the form of the equal marriage rights, and you just might be surprised how many will become a little more right-handed.
• Reviewing the major political sex scandals of the past five years, the GOP is already pretty damn gay.
• Last I checked, it’s important to be ‘Pro-sex’ before being ‘pro-life.’ Otherwise, the only way to get from point A from point B is through some kind of finagling with stem cells and cloning, and we know how the base feels about human-animal hybrids and Michael J. Fox.

I can’t believe I’m typing it, but Meghan McCain and the company she keeps are a prime opportunity for more than one of the words in the phrase “Grand Old Party” to actually finally apply to the party itself. Soon enough, GOP will be representative of what the party is now and always has been, a Gay Oligarchs’ Parade.

• Meghan McCain Describes Self As ‘Pro Sex’ on ‘The Colbert Report’