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President Obama shared a few jokes and a few life lessons with graduates of Arizona State University in his commencement speech last night – then, presumably he had a number of female graduates line up to do keg stands, with the lady able to consume the most Heineken being added to his list of candidates [...]

At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is [...]

Yea, slownews day, that’s it….  I’m sure if some old politician said something interesting there’s no way we’d be focusing on ol’ bigoted boobs, right? Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean has already been slapped around by pageants and pundits for lending her image to a round of  “traditional values” (read: anti-gay marriage) ads, and now [...]

As the global economy continues to take a leisurely Sunday drive into a bottomless pit of misery, the number of Americans on Food Stamps is now over one in 10. And with the price of a stamp going up to 44 cents this month, the Postal Service is commemorating this important milestone in the history [...]

Remember Howard Stern? You know, Slash’s alter ego who makes a living by being a heterosexual male on a nearly bankrupt satellite radio network?  Yea, I thought he had died too, and maybe he did. Who cares? Anyway here’s a truly embarrassing bit of video from Stern confident and past/future pall bearer “Ba Ba Booey,” [...]

The Mothership of the athletic/entertainment world long ago decided the most important sport to its viewers, listeners, readers and downloaders is NFL football. Thus it is no surprise that in the dead of pigskin winter, mid-spring for the rest of us, that ESPN should try to drum up interest in its favorite daytime drama of [...]

I’m such a dick. That headline is so much more interesting-sounding than the actual story. Sorry, Trent and Meg aren’t getting married to EACH OTHER – they’re each marrying some far more obscure indie rocker.  In Trent Reznor’s (From Nine Inch Nails, for all those of you who haven’t been melancholy or angsty at any [...]

Sunday Swine Flu Roundup Remember Friday? When you were able to leave work behind, head out into the world and relax knowing that scientists at the World Health Organization believed the Swine Flu virus to be less virulent than the fatal 1918 pandemic? Transmission of the disease was slowing and it seemed that the whole [...]

Doesn’t this Swine Flu know how a 24-hour news cycle is supposed to work?  Some horrible news completely takes over the media and our lives – it gets a full day – and then the slate is wiped clean for the next cycle and we completely forget everything we learned so we can devote our [...]