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A few months ago, when Sonia Sotomayor was first named as President Obama’s pick for next person to have their entire life’s record eviscerated, mocked, twisted and taken completely out of context for the sake of partisan gain and general time-wasting, we came up with a list of questions we knew were on the minds of the GOP members of Congress.

So here’s a list of things you can be sure will be right on the tips of many of their tongues during today’s hearing, and if Lindsay Graham gets riled up enough, he might just let one of these fly. I hear that when applied in just the right way, a titty twister will cause him to say exactly what’s on his mind…

1. If you’re such a “wise Latina woman,” where’s your long gray beard and glasses?
2. Are you sure you really want to do this? Ever thought about an exciting life as a firefighter? in Connecticut, maybe?
3. Hey, ‘Dodo Mayor’ – wanna fight? Come on, at least arm wrestle Bachmann!
   
4. So, you’re Puerto Rican, huh? That’s pretty close to Cuba, isn’t it? Isn’t it? That’s a yes or no question.
5. Have you ever practiced any of that crazy voodoo stuff you’ve got down there?
6. But as far as you know, it’s completely possible that somebody has put like a kind of weird voodoo hex on you, right? I mean, it’s possible that they’ve been putting pins in a doll that looks like you to control your judgment? Can you say without a doubt that you know that hasn’t happened?
7. Have you ever conceived a child with a gay illegal immigrant that was later aborted?
8. Has your husband ever actually said to you, the exact words “I am not a gay illegal immigrant?”
9. So you can’t really be 100 percent sure then?
10. When you watch The View, would you say you’re usually on Joy Behar’s side? You know, like you and your friends say mean things every time the blonde chick speaks?
11. What do you think is a more strange name for a Supreme Court justice, Sotomayor or Bork?