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Harry Reid on Health Care: Fuck This, Guys! Let’s Go Pfizshing!

Harry Reid is just so sick and tired of this health care talkie, talkie, talkie!  Thank god for his wicked health insurance plan, access to the Congressional Rec Center, and his sweet hook-up at Pfizer with the happy pills that keep him nice, mellow and monotone.

The majority leader drolled today, with only slight agitation -

“There’s totally no fucking way we’re passing this health care bull shit anytime soon! I’m sorry, but there’s no fucking way I’m pushing back my vacation for this crap!

I’ve got mining reform laws that I’ve got to slowly strangle without pissing off the rest of the party so I can get re-elected back home. Do you KNOW how draining that is?”

Reid says he and fellow Democrats hope to spend time during the August recess talking more with constituents about the health care issue, while also taking some time to relax at the many calming picnics sponsored by Pfizer, Lilly and that one insurance company that always has the kick ass maragaritas! TGIF! (almost)

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