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I WANT YOU to join the new proletariat, kids!

President Obama is set to address the schoolchildren of America in a webcast address today. The President’s address has been controversial, with talk radio and other honorable media outlets highlighting the White House’ hopes of using the speech for purposes of indoctrinating young Americans into a multicultural, birth-certificate-forging, militant-black-woman-loving Red Army for the 21st Century.

Conservative watchdogs have been spreading the word about the dangerous address through signs and placards held high by AK-47 toting mentally unstable men stationed outside town hall meetings.

A few highlights from today’s address causing the most concern among respectable meat-eating Middle American men (courtesy of the Michael Savage Show):

• “Be sure to finish all your homework, leaving plenty of time to recruit your fellow peers into powerful unions that will take your lives and time out of the hands of those fat-cat teachers.”
• “Parents pissing you off? Don’t worry, we’re working on a bill to make it easier to pull the plug on them, too!”
• “Work hard now, and be ready to work even harder to defend your hard work after your hard work pays off and you become President, because that’s when you’ll realize you’re really a fraud that’s ridden a gravy train of affirmative action for decades despite being a constitutional scholar and best orator of your generation. What can I say – life’s a bitch, kids!”