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News that North Korea, the perennial Eric Cartman of North Asia, has launched its sixth test missile in recent weeks was overshadowed by whatever the hell that creepy kid down the street is up to now. “Kim Jong Il, that guy doesn’t have the balls to actually do shit, but that kid that lives down [...]

I always knew all of my teachers were waking and baking and then scrambling to put together a lesson plan while sucking down a Marlboro menthol in the faculty parking lot during passing period! A quick glance at Google Trends finds that some of this morning’s top rising searches are (shameless SEO alert!) “Earth Day [...]

Hey, boys and girls – have you ever gone to a birthday party that just totally sucked nuts? No, not in the way that you’ll come to enjoy in your sophomore year of college – I’m talking about a totally lame-o party where nobody cool shows up and the cake is made of lime jello, [...]