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President Obama shared a few jokes and a few life lessons with graduates of Arizona State University in his commencement speech last night – then, presumably he had a number of female graduates line up to do keg stands, with the lady able to consume the most Heineken being added to his list of candidates [...]

Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

AIG’s Jake DeSantis is a self-righteous wealthy person who likes to remind us how hard he works. This reminds us of numerous Hollywood stereotypes designed to make us dislike various wealthy characters so we can root for the plucky young working class hero. And that makes us really hate Hollywood for getting inside our heads,  [...]

The former Senator from the great state of Delusion wowed Cornhusking students this week with a lecture on America, Christianity and Islam.  Boldly ignoring much of the history of Christianity, he explained (according to the Daily Nebraskan) “that Christians, who believe in Jesus Christ, never governed or conquered anyone, but Mohammed was a warrior and [...]