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Have you seen John Boehner’s sweet new ride? So far the GOP represents the only new car buyer that’s been able to use a ‘cash for clunkers’ voucher to purchase a new Hummer. The Grand Ol’ Par-taay opted to trade in Michael Steele, who got an EPA-estimated zero MPG both in the city and on [...]

Chrysler, now a beat-up veteran of the economic wars, abused and neglected by an apathetic consumer market and an unloving and out of touch board and CEO is facing a major amputation.  The chronically unhip auto manufacturer is having its Born on the Fourth of July moment – facing the shuttering of nearly a quarter [...]

As the global economy continues to take a leisurely Sunday drive into a bottomless pit of misery, the number of Americans on Food Stamps is now over one in 10. And with the price of a stamp going up to 44 cents this month, the Postal Service is commemorating this important milestone in the history [...]

Chrysler is finally getting hip with what the kids are into these days. During times of recession, nothing is cooler than being poor, so for a corporation to file for bankruptcy is about as radical as grinding a serious new rail would have been in 1986. As we posted earlier, Chrysler doesn’t exactly have a [...]

US Banks Get Stress Test Grades, Bank of America, Citi to be troubled by nightmares of showing up to capitol hill unprepared and in underwear for rest of adult lives. The Tonight Show was forced into a re-run last night after Jay Leno was stricken with a mystery illness, missing work for the first time [...]

Chrysler -  the car company best known for a skyscraper that’s sleeker and more cool-looking than any car they’ve ever made – could be looking at filing bankruptcy as soon as next week. At least, that’s what the New York Times reports, and they should know, since they’ll also be bankrupt by the end of [...]

If you’re not up on the Tea Party movement that’s supposed to be culminating today, the hilarious resurgence of teabagging as a verb or the jingle funktastic tea party anthem – start here with this historic six-minute MSNBC segment on teabagging and continue below by taking a listen to the official “Tea Party” anthem, which [...]

If you can view all the images above, your computer is free of the Conficker Worm. If you can view all the images above AND you instinctively clicked on any of the images in the bottom row without even thinking about it, you probably have better things to be doing right now that you’re putting [...]

Walgreens has apparently decided that a ceramic bust of our first “afro-American” President with green, leafy fro could be taken the wrong way. The news came as a major blow to Sean Hannity, who will now have to fill a hole on his list of back-handed Obama “cult of celebrity” anecdotes, and to all of [...]