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If  only we had listened to him a little more closely when we had the chance. Here was a man screaming for our attention. Literally screaming. Seriously, that dude had his shit turned up to 12, didn’t he? Looking back, it all seems so obvious now – why the hell did we never elect this [...]

Dave Chapelle is something like the  new Andy Kaufman for the 21st century, but with less coordination. He’s kind of like the stoner’s Andy Kaufman I guess.  Word spread through Twitter and text messages yesterday that the constantly-in-crisis-but-still-cool comic would do a free, impromptu show in Portland’s Pioneer Square at midnight.  One problem: the city [...]

Meghan McCain “gets it,” apparently in more ways than one, and she’s not afraid to admit it on national television. On last night’s Colbert Report, she described herself as a “pro-sex” and pro gay marriage, as well as pro-life, Republican. In other words, she’s in touch with the actual reality of where her generation, her [...]

At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is [...]

Yea, slownews day, that’s it….  I’m sure if some old politician said something interesting there’s no way we’d be focusing on ol’ bigoted boobs, right? Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean has already been slapped around by pageants and pundits for lending her image to a round of  “traditional values” (read: anti-gay marriage) ads, and now [...]

Remember Howard Stern? You know, Slash’s alter ego who makes a living by being a heterosexual male on a nearly bankrupt satellite radio network?  Yea, I thought he had died too, and maybe he did. Who cares? Anyway here’s a truly embarrassing bit of video from Stern confident and past/future pall bearer “Ba Ba Booey,” [...]

I’m such a dick. That headline is so much more interesting-sounding than the actual story. Sorry, Trent and Meg aren’t getting married to EACH OTHER – they’re each marrying some far more obscure indie rocker.  In Trent Reznor’s (From Nine Inch Nails, for all those of you who haven’t been melancholy or angsty at any [...]

Doesn’t this Swine Flu know how a 24-hour news cycle is supposed to work?  Some horrible news completely takes over the media and our lives – it gets a full day – and then the slate is wiped clean for the next cycle and we completely forget everything we learned so we can devote our [...]

US Banks Get Stress Test Grades, Bank of America, Citi to be troubled by nightmares of showing up to capitol hill unprepared and in underwear for rest of adult lives. The Tonight Show was forced into a re-run last night after Jay Leno was stricken with a mystery illness, missing work for the first time [...]

When exactly did PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) become the go-to group for well-done soft-core porn? They even get into the kinky stuff with vegetables and animals – remember that commercial that was supposed to be to hot to air during the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl! Of Janet Jackson nipple and [...]