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As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]

Props to Lindsay Lohan for being able to make fun of herself, or maybe this was just the only work she could get…

We at WBR have a confession to make: We are sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan and her various addictions, be it alcohol, drugs, eating disorders, Twitter, lesbian DJs, terrible acting roles or bad decisions in general. We understand how it is, because we have been battling an addiction to LiLo gossip for months now. No matter [...]

Wow.  Out-of-their minds celebrities are doing all the work for us today. We couldn’t ever possibly write anything more brilliant. Apparently, Britney was a little perturbed by the prevalence of wacky tobacky smoke at her Vancouver show. Guess it’s her first time in B.C. After making this dramatic exit for the youth, an announcer requested [...]

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Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]

UPDATE: Kal’s Going from White Castle to the White House. Seriously, this time. (Click here) Wow – must be a really slow news day.  All the buzz on the internet in the last few hours has centered around the death of Kal Penn, or at least the death of his character on “House.” Within just [...]

As the economic and geopolitical futures of the world took shape in Europe this week for G-20 and then a NATO summit during a time of global peril unequaled in the last half-century, the Associated Press wrote this:

It’s the fifteen minutes of fame that got stuck in a Groundhog’s Day time warp. A half year after the election was decided, the snow-machining, all-mammal-shooting, willfully ignorant second family that almost was still makes headlines roughly once a week. The latest cars to go off the tracks: