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Thank God we have Glenn Beck to speak crazy to power. In this clip from his cocktail party with a pretty girl who used to be a lawyer and the weird dude with glasses that always hits on the pretty girl so he had to attend via satellite, Beck explains how when auto dealers log [...]

News that North Korea, the perennial Eric Cartman of North Asia, has launched its sixth test missile in recent weeks was overshadowed by whatever the hell that creepy kid down the street is up to now. “Kim Jong Il, that guy doesn’t have the balls to actually do shit, but that kid that lives down [...]

Doesn’t this Swine Flu know how a 24-hour news cycle is supposed to work?  Some horrible news completely takes over the media and our lives – it gets a full day – and then the slate is wiped clean for the next cycle and we completely forget everything we learned so we can devote our [...]

In a statement that actually made more sense than his typical ranting, Rush Limbaugh, who’s always good for a pig joke, suggested President Obama may have caused the swine flu outbreak in Mexico when he visited recently.

John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]

Rod, buddy. You’re not even worth the effort to come up with a punchline – time to go to jail, find god, and get in on the ground floor of Bernie Madoff’s contraband and conjugal visit credit Poniz scheme. You’ve finally found your calling, dog. Now pass the mayo, we’re making tuna salad.

We at WBR have a confession to make: We are sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan and her various addictions, be it alcohol, drugs, eating disorders, Twitter, lesbian DJs, terrible acting roles or bad decisions in general. We understand how it is, because we have been battling an addiction to LiLo gossip for months now. No matter [...]

Kim Jong Il is the Gary Busey of global geopolitics. You never know where he’s coming from, and just when you think he’s finally dead, he does something totally crazy. And even though it’s pretty obvious he’s totally harmless and full of shit – he’s still just a little scary. Case in point – North [...]

We’re not sure which is more disturbing in this video – the Horror Movie set background, the Right Said Fred clubbing shirt or the bizarre hippocracy of this emotional diatribe with its complete lack of self-awareness. We’ll time-code blog this thing below. Press play and follow along. START – :30: Ok, so right off the [...]

Free at last! Lindsay Lohan is free from the bondage of an arrest warrant that drove her to a level of craziness that seemed that it would inevitably end in an arrest even if the warrant weren’t already out there. But now that a judge has pulled the warrant for her arrest for violating her [...]