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Holy Celebrity News, Adam West! Everyone’s getting married! Not just famous people, but people that used to be famous too! Maybe even that girl on TV that you shared your first masturbatory fantasies with. That’s right late twentysomething guys, Winnie from the Wonder Years is tying the knot. And judging by the photo, it’s to [...]

Editor’s Note: Last night, on CBS’ “How I Met Your Mother,” reference was made to the ‘Old King Clancy’ and other reputed sex acts. Today, our resident Canadian responds. For a full list of Northern Sex Acts (and Alan Thicke!) look here. Oh you’ve all had your laughs, referencing Canadian sex acts, like we won’t [...]

After Time Out New York reported that the actress had died in a Canadian skiing accident earlier today, they were surprised to learn that she had been transferred back to the United States with a severe brain injury. Ironically, TONY reports that they were out of  “editorial time outs” when the story broke. Sorry, couldn’t [...]

Or is he just alternating between some really sweet ganja (see the Letterman appearance) and hitting the meth a little too hard (see above performance)? We’re pretty sure we’re getting treated to a rather impressive guerilla PR blitz prior to the release of Casey Affleck’s upcoming ‘documentary’ about Phoenix’s career switch from acting to uh, [...]

We really, really didn’t want to waste too much time on this, but then Nickelodeon had to take it over the edge from a story that’s just plain sad and into the realm of the ridiculous. But before we get to that… Why’d you have to go and do that Chris? It’s just such a [...]

It’s time to start a movement, people. Fuck that dude, that Bachelor dude, who was apparently a pretty big dick or something. We don’t really know, we don’t watch that crap. And screw those producers who apparently rigged the whole thing so the dude would dump his fiance for the hot second-place reject or something [...]

Just giving the people what they want. And according to just about every measure of what you folks are searching for on the Internet today, you want to see the new queen of home and kitchen engaging in some suggestive activities with various fruits. So here’s the shots from a few years back in FHM [...]

Courtesy of addictinggames.com, it’s “Trillion Dollar Bailout” – the easiest way to slap a CEO. But don’t worry, we’re still on for that cross-country looting and burning tour of Circuit City stores… Play Games at AddictingGames

And the winners were: Slumdog, the dead guy and that seriously irritating liberal guy. The losers are Mickey Rourke and the home television audience. Also, lots of women wore lots of overpriced gowns that will only earn them a week’s worth of mockery; Wolverine hosted and no one knows why or how that came about; [...]

Remember those bygone days when a hit-making pop crap rapper could still wear glasses and a wardrobe straight out of Aladdin? Seriously though, Hammer has been your classic rags-to-riches-to-bankruptcy-to-rags-to-I’ll-Take-Whatever-the-Fuck-I-Can-Get story. If that wasn’t made for basic cable, I don’t know what is. I mean really, is this actually surprising news to anyone? Which reminds me [...]