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The Missing Link has been found! And he still wrestles on occasion in suburban Canadian malls. On the same day that scientists claim to have discovered that a Lemur-like creature represents the so-called ‘missing link’ of human evolution, I went on Google and discovered that the missing link had ALREADY been discovered, or re-discovered as [...]

At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is [...]

If you can view all the images above, your computer is free of the Conficker Worm. If you can view all the images above AND you instinctively clicked on any of the images in the bottom row without even thinking about it, you probably have better things to be doing right now that you’re putting [...]

The world’s most prominent assholes of the moment, those pesky Somali pirates floating in the Indian Ocean with Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama as hostage, have communicated that they are demanding a ransom and safe passage to the shore in exchange for his release. That non-specific list of demands is nothing surprising, but [...]

At the meeting of the world’s 20 largest economic powers, President Obama and China’s Hu Jintao came to a landmark agreement as part of China’s second economic stimulus package. The Chinese leader announced his government would be implementing measures and programs to invest in a new “self-contained” economic program for the communist country that would [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]