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President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber [...]

So, every now and then when the wife and I are watching C-SPAN, things can get a little hot, and our friend, affectionately known as ‘little Big Dick Durbin’ might make an appearance, and, well, you see where I’m going.  Little Big Dick can get pretty excitable, leading the wife to naturally tell me not [...]

Showing their generally Machiavellian nature, the trees of Middle Earth have seized on the crisis in the global markets to strike a devastating blow to long-time antagonists in the newspaper industry.  It was revealed yesterday that the legion of creepy yet grandfatherly anthropomorphic trees had been organizing through wide-ranging efforts that go far beyond the [...]

During President Obama’s address to the joint session of Congress last night Vice President, Joe Biden, appeared to be looking down at something in his lap. The Wrecking Ball Report has determined that Biden was busy setting a personal best on Brick Breaker.

After serving as global media icon and India’s cultural ambassador to the United States since 1990,  Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is heading back to India. The announcement accompanies news that actor Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, the child actor from the movie Slumdog Millionaire, is to become the new face of India to the rest of the world. President [...]