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Thank God we have Glenn Beck to speak crazy to power. In this clip from his cocktail party with a pretty girl who used to be a lawyer and the weird dude with glasses that always hits on the pretty girl so he had to attend via satellite, Beck explains how when auto dealers log [...]

Practicing the time-honored journalistic tradition of ‘letting the interns surf around for shit on the Internet’ – CNN saw fit to publish a link to this only slightly above-average video parody with the misleading but click-inducing headline “GOP’s new youth ambassador: Lady Gaga? Neither Lady Gaga’s voice nor image actually appears in the video, just [...]

If  only we had listened to him a little more closely when we had the chance. Here was a man screaming for our attention. Literally screaming. Seriously, that dude had his shit turned up to 12, didn’t he? Looking back, it all seems so obvious now – why the hell did we never elect this [...]

Dave Chapelle is something like the  new Andy Kaufman for the 21st century, but with less coordination. He’s kind of like the stoner’s Andy Kaufman I guess.  Word spread through Twitter and text messages yesterday that the constantly-in-crisis-but-still-cool comic would do a free, impromptu show in Portland’s Pioneer Square at midnight.  One problem: the city [...]

Or maybe just like Cher. Bravo on this edition of Auto-Tune the News, boys!

General Motors has failed to reach an agreement with its bondholders that will almost certainly send the company into bankruptcy.  The most upsetting part of all this, besides the wasted taxpayer loans, the impending death of the Chevy Volt and the loss of thousands more jobs, is the fact that Drinking with Bob called it [...]

One more note on the Sonia Sotomayor nomination for all you legal nerds out there. I found some folks that actually did some homework on her – the Judicial Network, aka the Ol’ Boys Network, aka ‘You ain’t lettin’ no Puerto Rican into THIS country club, ever!” This is the group that basically tries to [...]

I’ve got no idea why, but it seems like a full swear word in the title is just too much. I mean kids see that fuckin’ shit on Google, you know? Anyway, the Republican National Committee is digging deep into the National Fear Archives, pulling out footage from the ‘controversial “daisy” ad to make a [...]

At last, the producers of TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 are adding a little sizzle to the show, and I don’t mean a toddler meets skillet accident – although let’s not our kid ourselves, we all know there’s been conversations at TLC HQ about what great television that would make – the rumor is [...]

In a statement that actually made more sense than his typical ranting, Rush Limbaugh, who’s always good for a pig joke, suggested President Obama may have caused the swine flu outbreak in Mexico when he visited recently.