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As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

Ah, the most unfortunately named grassroots movement rolls on… and the hilarity continues. Even prominent lefty lesbians are getting in on the teabagging phenomenon – who knew? Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

For those of you that don’t spend your whole day logging viral videos, this is the video that started it all. After this went up, a few thousand people called the kid a homo in comments, he posts a response asking people to stop calling him a homo, and now half the world has called [...]

Wow.  Out-of-their minds celebrities are doing all the work for us today. We couldn’t ever possibly write anything more brilliant. Apparently, Britney was a little perturbed by the prevalence of wacky tobacky smoke at her Vancouver show. Guess it’s her first time in B.C. After making this dramatic exit for the youth, an announcer requested [...]

Did John Ashcroft and Strom Thurmond sneak off to Ankara at some point in the 70s and have themselves a wild weekend in a Turkish bath that produced a wacko love child? Lord knows it wouldn’t have been the first time for old Strom, but it’s the only explanation we can come  up with for [...]

Some times we’re smarter than we realize. After we posted our list of the five most likely reasons Kal Penn’s character was written off of House in last night’s episode, it turns out one of them wasn’t too far off.  Here was our #1 reason: Kal Penn has locked himself in his room until he [...]

We’re not sure which is more disturbing in this video – the Horror Movie set background, the Right Said Fred clubbing shirt or the bizarre hippocracy of this emotional diatribe with its complete lack of self-awareness. We’ll time-code blog this thing below. Press play and follow along. START – :30: Ok, so right off the [...]

CBS has canceled the soap “Guiding Light” after 72 years on TV, Radio, telegraph and naughty flip books.  We were never fans – hell we never even watched the show except for that time we were 11 and the babysitter forced us to. But based on this little clip from 1984, we missed seven decades [...]

So one week you’re criticizing some plucky young lesbian chef’s choice of brie to go with the salmon and applewood smoked remoulade (fun party game: add any French word to any item on Applebee’s menu and convince your friends you’re a gourmet!) – and the next week you’re hawking the “Western Bacon Thickburger”? Telegraph to [...]

On tonight’s 60 Minutes, President Obama revealed that he has offered jobs in the Treasury Department to people who have turned him down. It would seem that someone might be interested in a job these days, but apparently there isn’t anyone in Washington who can make it through a Senate confirmation hearing without the words [...]