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The world’s most prominent assholes of the moment, those pesky Somali pirates floating in the Indian Ocean with Captain Richard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama as hostage, have communicated that they are demanding a ransom and safe passage to the shore in exchange for his release. That non-specific list of demands is nothing surprising, but [...]

President Obama held a first-of-its kind online town hall this week, and the White House was flooded with over 100,000 questions in advance. Although 95,000 of the questions were asking Obama if he wanted to “make his P3niz much longer by trying Ciali$,” the online whoozy-whatsit was deemed a major success and the supersexy cyber [...]

Obie One announced his signage of a seriously shit-kicking memo today. Does this White House know how to party or what? Signed a memo today, hittin’ the kegerator tonight! So the deal is – no more $7,000 screwdrivers or titanium wing nuts or any transportation contracts negotiated by Tom Daschle. Obie wants to get rid [...]

What a strange media world we live in that President Obama’s hand-written notes should wind up in the hands of an obscure satirical blog. Can’t imagine how that happened…. Barring any, uh, last minute edits – it looks like we can expect material stolen from old Seinfeld episodes, abundant pausing, and potential comparisons between the [...]