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Welcome back to the flip-flopping Michael Jackson/Sarah Palin news cycle, kids! Health care hurts my head, and my insurance company won’t cover a refill on my Xanax – so thank god for people in positions of power with absolutely no common sense whatsoever to keep us all entertained! Seems the old Revlon Pit Bull used [...]

# If you’re such a “wise Latina woman,” where’s your long gray beard and glasses?
# Are you sure you really want to do this? Ever thought about an exciting life as a firefighter? in Connecticut, maybe?
# Hey, ‘Dodo Mayor’ – wanna fight? Come on, at least arm wrestle Bachmann!
# So, you’re Puerto Rican, huh? That’s pretty close to Cuba, isn’t it? Isn’t it? That’s a yes or no question.

President Obama is set to nominate federal appeals court judge Sonia Sotomayor to the vacant spot on the Supreme Court left by the outgoing Justice David Souter. Sotomayor would be the first hispanic judge on the high court, and she also adds another female voice to the bench, and she…  um… OK – so we [...]

Meghan McCain “gets it,” apparently in more ways than one, and she’s not afraid to admit it on national television. On last night’s Colbert Report, she described herself as a “pro-sex” and pro gay marriage, as well as pro-life, Republican. In other words, she’s in touch with the actual reality of where her generation, her [...]

President Obama shared a few jokes and a few life lessons with graduates of Arizona State University in his commencement speech last night – then, presumably he had a number of female graduates line up to do keg stands, with the lady able to consume the most Heineken being added to his list of candidates [...]

Doesn’t this Swine Flu know how a 24-hour news cycle is supposed to work?  Some horrible news completely takes over the media and our lives – it gets a full day – and then the slate is wiped clean for the next cycle and we completely forget everything we learned so we can devote our [...]

Chrysler is finally getting hip with what the kids are into these days. During times of recession, nothing is cooler than being poor, so for a corporation to file for bankruptcy is about as radical as grinding a serious new rail would have been in 1986. As we posted earlier, Chrysler doesn’t exactly have a [...]

US Banks Get Stress Test Grades, Bank of America, Citi to be troubled by nightmares of showing up to capitol hill unprepared and in underwear for rest of adult lives. The Tonight Show was forced into a re-run last night after Jay Leno was stricken with a mystery illness, missing work for the first time [...]

Chrysler -  the car company best known for a skyscraper that’s sleeker and more cool-looking than any car they’ve ever made – could be looking at filing bankruptcy as soon as next week. At least, that’s what the New York Times reports, and they should know, since they’ll also be bankrupt by the end of [...]

John Madden has announced his retirement from sports broadcasting, but that doesn’t mean he’s slowing down. As Madden said himself in an early morning press conference: ” Let me tell you something – when I was coaching the Raiders, we had this one guy who had oatmeal for breakfast every morning before a game. And [...]