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The Missing Link has been found! And he still wrestles on occasion in suburban Canadian malls. On the same day that scientists claim to have discovered that a Lemur-like creature represents the so-called ‘missing link’ of human evolution, I went on Google and discovered that the missing link had ALREADY been discovered, or re-discovered as [...]

What did this fine, upstanding catholic nation ridden with drug violence ever due to deserve such smiting? With Mexico City turned to a ghost town overnight thanks to swine flu fears and school cancelled throughout the country to try and quell the spread of the deadly disease, the Almighty followed up this epidemiological wedgie with [...]

As increasingly ancient television anchors like Larry King are seeing fit to spend hours talking about Twitter and ‘Twitfits’ and ‘tweet wars’ with decreasingly relevant celebrities like Ashton Kutcher, it’s become more clear that the service is jumping the shark before our very eyes.

Good girl, Lassie! You found our money! After months lost in the woods, some of our money has begun to find its way back home – thanks in part to the world’s largely ineffective leaders meeting and agreeing to give a trillion dollars to two of the world’s most ineffective institutions, the World Bank and [...]

Been focused on the global economic meltdown over the past many months? Been busy watching the value sucked out of your 401k and your prospects for retirement morph from visions of crystal blue waters and tee times into the dull navy shade of a Wal-Mart uniform and clean-ups in aisle six? We can’t blame you, [...]

It’s time to start a movement, people. Fuck that dude, that Bachelor dude, who was apparently a pretty big dick or something. We don’t really know, we don’t watch that crap. And screw those producers who apparently rigged the whole thing so the dude would dump his fiance for the hot second-place reject or something [...]

Flickr: Greymouser’s Google Earth, the application best known for boosting the self-esteem of crop circle enthusiasts, and its new sister app, Google Ocean may have helped lead to the discovery of the ancient, mythical, D&D nerd fantasy city of Atlantis. Experts say they’ve spotted what appears to be grid-like lines on the Ocean floor off [...]